NO! NO! NO! I am not charming enough to have a Korean supermodel gf, nor am I obsessed with the latest torrential wave of K-drama where Sam Soon seems to be everyone's favourite actress. My mind just managed to wonder into wittyland somehow, and this analogy of girlfriends & handphones (hence the lame combo title) is what I concocted at work - thru' experience as well as generalized hearsay... Guys, think about it and try to stifle your girly giggles! Gals, save your brickbats cos this is part one only!!
10 reasons why are girlfriends like handphones? 1. You will inevitably be proud to have one that is visually appealing and has all the basic features you need. 2. They come in all shapes and sizes. Of course, the price to pay varies! 3. The best ones are usually sold out or not within your means. 4. You envy others who have one when you don't have, and you envy others who don't have one when you have. 5. Like all new phones, they come with photographic (memory) capabilities. 6. They may seem affordable at first; wait till you see the bills! 7. They come with terms and conditions apply, not forgetting the rules and regulations. 8. Some are user-friendly; others frustrate you with their user interface. 9. Some are tough and durable; others break down at the slightest touch. 10. Some look attractive but seriously cannot make it; some may not raise eyebrows but will definitely be the best deal for you! Do not judge a book by its cover!
Meanwhile, VJ Titanium wishes to reinstate Girl Power with another offering of girl-powered rock, in today's context, metal to be exact! Fyi, this band has recently departed from their frontwoman. Awww... Nevertheless, indulge in the angelic belter from Tarja and Nightwish!!
Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel
Strange obsession with angels perhaps?? (hint: read previous posts)
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ABOUT ICH
Psycho faraday.gonzo blogger.fanatic metalhead.gig goer.follower of Jesus.bhb church team striker.wld strip for Arsenal FC.
dean of sch of lameness.materialistic engineer.plays tennis/pool/snooker/bowling for fun.goes gym for vanity.
winning eleven addict.disillusioned guitar/air guitar hero.surfs the web but not savvy.self-proclaimed heterosexual fashionista.
avid reader of best-sellers & heavy metal magazines but no textbks.movie-chrondraic.TV/Youtube couch potato.habitual liar?!