State-of-the-art features include*: One size fits all Just about the only thing that hasn’t changed is the size of its memory unit! It’s intricately smaller than the average pea - naturally turning out to be the perfect antithesis about good things and small packages. Patents are a thing of the past as they operate on virtually no logic or programmable language - the world’s first!!
Look like a (fallen) star Your music says a lot about you. So should your iDiot. Although it comes in all shapes, sizes and colours, you can’t choose yours! Be grateful enough if it does not ruin your day by spreading unwanted rumours, nasty gossips or even hurtful comments about you! Talk about the soundtrack of your life…
User (Un-) Friendly Due to iDiot’s one of a kind interactive (or rather lack of) user interface, you will be proud to know that no manual or helpdesk is available! Durability lost its attractiveness as the ground-breaking PHD, permanent hard disk (read: head damage) configuration is override protected! Seemingly as oblivious of its surroundings as towards your feelings, iDiot will never fail to infuriate you like no other with its limited EQ functions. Trust this radical bitch to be full of dumb responses. Forget troubleshooting, because this jargon never existed in its dictionary.
Watch this space Finding what you want to hear among 20,000 incessant rants could be quite a chore — when you have a 1GB* iDiot. How much can your temper hold? That’s up to you and your iDiot. It holds up to 20,000 quarrels, up to 25,000 arguments and up to 100 hours of non-stop exasperation — or any combination of each! Get fed up now!! Just pray hard that your moment of anger does not turn into an online free podcast!
Play more encores, all day Imagine what it could do in a day. Irritate you with stupid antics, frustrate you with inconsiderate actions and make you regret waking up from bed. Whether you’re in school, at work or just on MSN Messenger™, iDiot will probably outplay you. Its long-lasting yet unpredictable battery life means the shit just keep on coming. How you wish you could pull the plug on it? Oops, did we ever mention a plug in the first place?
Ready to wear (-iness) It is so ultra-portable that you don’t even need to carry it as you move! iDiot’s innovative parasitic function automates itself when you are around, and voila! You’ll have instant access to awesome (or awful to most) homemade music. Although black is the new black, just make sure your face doesn’t wear it!
Suit yourself From curses to abuses, customize your iDiot with accessories made especially for it! Pick your poison for that evening night out for some romantic tongue action (a lashing that is!) Instead of personalizing your iDiot by engraving your name, why not let the iDiot drive you to the grave in person!
*1GB = 1 good byte; actual formatted capacity less. Siong capacity is based on 4 minutes per siong and 1-Kbps IQ encoding; actual capacity varies by content. Product quality may or may not differ from as advertised.
And so you never thought you would actually own one huh? Guess Lady Luck never fancied you then…Too bad, try your best to avoid the iDiot near you! So what are you waiting for? Tell (or warn) a friend about it today! iDiots are available at all good or bad electronics goods stores. In fact, all sorts of places where you find people - island wide, if truth be told, worldwide! Price (to pay) will vary!!
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