Incidents from personal/shared experience and recent observation gave birth to a rather crude/vulgar (but definitely funny one, cos I create one ma) episode... Reader discretion is advised! Nah, dun seem to work anymore I reckon, u filthy blog stalkers! The following is a compilation of sms conversations between a guy and his gf. The content is 100% true, but the language has been tweaked for entertainment purposes(Word of caution: hence, it is extremely important how u wanna read it, read it in one way and it can turn out to be extremely funny!!!).
BF:Hey, can I invite u 4 church this sat? GF:No time le, it's quite far, k.
BF:Wanna go supper, dear? GF:Dowan, it's rather far, k?.
BF:Shall i accompany u home tonite? It's late k. GF:Dowan la, for u too far k?!
BF:I will be leaving for the States next week. GF:Dun go la, it's super far k?!
After the constant rejection, BF's angry reply to GF: U dun far k here, far k there and far k me everytime k? U want, u go far k urself la!!!
The following is 100% fake and the language has been tweaked for entertainment purposes again.
Parting shot by BF:U go and die la! Go to hell!! GF:Cannot le, far k?
Moral of the story: Gals, please don't be a far-k-ing girlfriend. Guys, please don't get a far-k-ing girlfriend or be one either! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok, VJ Titanium mysteriously went AWOL in my last entry for no apparent reason. When asked if he was the one who got abducted by sexy aliens, he giggled. Nevertheless, he returns with a headbanging song from Killswitch Engage. Their singer is Christian and the band may not be preaching, "but his emotive lyrics deal with themes of death, resurrection and redemption" - Kerrang! magazine. This is one of my faves, and btw their new album is out!!!
Killswitch Engage - Rose of Sharyn
Play a soccer match against another church... violent affair, several yellow cards!... But we won in the end... I scored... Will spare u all the egoistic details then...
Laid to Rest at 9:27 PM;
ABOUT ICH
Psycho faraday.gonzo blogger.fanatic metalhead.gig goer.follower of Jesus.bhb church team striker.wld strip for Arsenal FC.
dean of sch of lameness.materialistic engineer.plays tennis/pool/snooker/bowling for fun.goes gym for vanity.
winning eleven addict.disillusioned guitar/air guitar hero.surfs the web but not savvy.self-proclaimed heterosexual fashionista.
avid reader of best-sellers & heavy metal magazines but no textbks.movie-chrondraic.TV/Youtube couch potato.habitual liar?!