Relax, and hold your horses, gals! Ok, ok, so girls do not want to be likened to a handphone ya? Fret not, as I counter what I wrote with another list I generated during my boredom. There are actually more reasons why girls are not like handphones!!! For your reading pleasure… hehe (*sly grinz)
Why are girlfriends NOT like handphones? 1. For handphones, you talk through the receiver. For girlfriends, they talk and you are the receiver. 2. They do not have SILENT mode; even if they do, it seldom works. 3. Worst case scenario: Some go on LOUDSPEAKER mode automatically! 4. There is always a newer, nicer, better handphone out there. But the similarity ends there; you then begin to wish girlfriends are like handphones! 5. There is no such thing as trade-in!! Although some may resort to terminating their contracts ever so often. 6. Handphones do not worry how they look when they are with you. 7. Handphones do not expect or demand you to shower them with new casings, accessories, or even that pouch they long to be in. 8. Handphones never have PMS. 9. Handphones contain an INBOX but never checks them. Girlfriends never contain an INBOX, but checks yours every time! 10. Handphones do not mind you looking at other handphones, or even try them. 11. No emotional torment or squabbles when you change a new handphone. 12. You would rather lose a handphone than a girlfriend, although some may wish for the opposite. 13. You could leave your handphone at your buddy’s house, but not your girlfriend!! 14. You would like your handphone to AUTOROAM, but not your girlfriend!!! 15. You can always switch off your handphone!
VJ Titanium, on the other hand wishes to get into the good books of all the ladies out there; that's why he will be presenting a trippin' song from my first of many favourite female-fronted bands, GARBAGE! Don’t be fooled by their name, for their music is delectable! Haha, just like their singer, Shirley Manson.
Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid
*Disclaimer* The analogies are created out of pure entertainment and are in no means to degrade anybody. Any similarity is purely coincidental! Copyrighted by yours truly, Rayzor'06... Hence, quotations must be properly cited!
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