LETTERS FROM THE LIVING
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Shocking fact: My readership is predominantly made up of those who are Y-chromosome deficient (read: females)! It is an honour to be able to entertain females (in a non X-rated way...haha), hence I will like to share this with you gals as a treat!!
Plagued by the constant bombardment of cheesy pick up lines? Here’s an excerpt courtesy of my friend’s blog! (Thanks Willy!!)
Tips you should never leave at home on Ladies’ Nite!
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Gal: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Guy: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Gal: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Guy: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Gal: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Guy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Gal: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Guy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Gal: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Guy: C’mon, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Gal: Okay, get out.
Guy: I think I could make you very happy.
Gal: Why? Are you leaving?
Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Gal: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Guy: Can I have your name?
Gal: Why? Don't you already have one?
Guy: Shall we go see a movie?
Gal: I've already seen it.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gal: Hiding away from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Gal: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gal: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gal: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gal: Do not enter!
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gal: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gal: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: Did you just fell from heaven?
Gal: Yes, now I’m in hell.
Guys, please don’t try this at home or anywhere for that matter! The blogger will not be responsible for any disastrous consequences. Remember if you want a decent conversation, forget thinking about the “what-ifs” and don’t stare at her boobs will ya? The wisest thing to do is to treat that nice lady with respect and care!
And for the first time, VJ Titanium will be playing a chinese MTV!!! This Taiwanese pop-punk / rock girl band is the best thing to come out from Taiwan since bubble tea man! Ok, they may not possess cutie-pie looks or killer bodies, but they sure can rock your socks off with their own compositions and attitude! Couldn't get this tune outta my friggin' head... Hope u like it! :)
櫻桃幫-再見我的愛
Falling sick... :p
Laid to Rest at 9:42 PM;