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LETTERS FROM THE LIVING

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Tried the following joke on some of my church friends during supper, there were mixed reactions but I decide to put it on my blog anyway.
Disclaimer: The jokes reflect only the corny nature of the blogger, and are never an indication that the blogger is racist/sexist/judgemental. The jokes are done out of entertainment purposes, and are in no way a means of targeting degradatory remarks towards a certain race, gender or physique. Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental and deeply regretted.

What is the name of the Malay girl who did National Service?
Rifles - Siti (Raffles City)

What is the name of the fattest Malay girl in S'pore?
Vivo - Siti (Vivocity)

What is the name of the most hirsute(very hairy) Malay girl?
Tuft - Siti (Turf City)

Talking about Vivocity, the largest shopping complex in Singapore, it is really huge!! Went there on Friday lunch break (yeah IA lunch break can be super long) and I was both excited and confused. Finding a place for lunch was tough and you can't really stop to browse something that caught your eye as the human traffic was relentless. Left the place quickly and was wondering if there is a better time to shop there.

Later on Friday, I attended the last formal cell of 2006 and my next will probably be in about 6 months time!! It was a great time reflecting and evaluating the cell for the past year, and if you (my fellow cell member) are reading this, enjoy my appraisal (Although God said that "thou shall not judge") :p

Punctuality - disappointing at times, but showing signs of improvement.
Enthusiasm - depends on what we are doing.
Commitment - exceeded my expectations as the workload at school increases, the members still showed dedication in serving and attending cell/service.
Openess - could have been lower if not for the breakthrough granted by the grace of God.
Testimonies - Never fail to lift up my Spirit and increase my faith.
Prayer - Always purposeful and fruitful.
Own growth - Satisfactory (i hope)
Fun & laughter - Almost a constant feature.
Corny acts and lame jokes - Overload...haha but will probably water down come 2007 :(

Have you always wanted to take back Sunday come every Monday, and wished you could relive your enjoyable weekends over again? For better or for worse, that only happens in your dreams, but VJ Titanium will introduce you one of my bands of 2006, Taking Back Sunday, to welcome another week ahead! This song is my favourite amongst their albums and tho' the lyrics are angsty, they are the perfect soundtrack to my life (at some stage)!

Taking Back Sunday - A Decade Under The Influence

Really enjoyed bowling today...
Last week of IA! Hooray!! Thank God!!!
Birthday in exactly a week's time! (Ahem...)

Laid to Rest at 9:13 PM;